Carla. Jersey. 19. Engaged.
I do not deal with bullshit or drama.
Treat others the way you'd like to be treated.
my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN
"When I’m with you, I feel so safe. Like I’m home."
If you’re ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a raspberry
he’s giving them that old raspledazzle
"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
guy: hey baby what can I get for ten bucks
prostitute: you can take the bus home and jerk off thinking about me get the fuck out of here