Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life... →
10knotes: so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like and live for another 2 days? then id be like Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
When people say "you're fat"
postslikejagger: just died. MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your...
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on...
MIND FUCK: After reading this comment you will...
im mad i read it twice too
When your parents don't like what you're wearing →
The Grind Haus: Take a moment of your time to... →
beautilation: Rest In Peace Stuart Walker. A 28 year old, gay man who was beaten and tied to a lamp-post at the earlier hours of Saturday morning. He was then set on fire, and burned to death. Are you fucking kidding me. Are. You fucking. Kidding me. This is fucking 2011- how the FUCK are humans-…
What if the President gets addicted to Tumblr?
Advisor: Mr President, you're needed in the Oval Office. It's urgent. A matter of national security.
Obama: Give me two minutes, I'm just doing something.
Advisor: But, sir! It's imperative that you are there immediately!
Obama: GODDAMN IT, ANDERSON, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THERE IS A PICTURE OF KITTENS HUGGING?!