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Carla. Jersey. 19. Engaged.

I do not deal with bullshit or drama.

Treat others the way you'd like to be treated.

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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10knotes:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.
the canadians have fallen
the canadians have fallen

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10knotes:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

10knotes:

xosailormars:

Usagi is my #1 life inspiration and life motivator sometimes

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nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

sluht:

they did this on purpose

sluht:

they did this on purpose

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish